Homegrown BJ JO Stories

 "Every curse is a blessing, every blessing is a curse." -Garth Brooks Mother-swampin' Toad-lickin' Pizza chitt....! The steam from under the hood on this flat, wide open West Texas hwy, is NOT a welcome sight. The scraggly mesquite tree ahead offers little shade, ...I picked the wrong day to wear black, ...and to go commando. These britches are too tight for very much hiking... Looks like I'm going to end up with a dick in my mouth, before sunset...probably before Abilene. The first pick-up was a Doe Skin GMC from 20 years ago. The sexy old conger, was lamenting days gone by when blow jobs were horndog heaven, ...and now, it just hangs there, like a tired hound dog.  "Used to be a Bull Pen fighter, I guess they call it MMA nowadays....Wouldn't have minded scrapping with ya, in my younger days there, Paul...you're looking fit for a fight...." "Awe its just my radiator blew, like a Reno Hooker." Well there's not even an Auto parts st...

Far be this from legal council...but.  Confession, I HAVE Jacked Off in more than 1 National Park/Recreation Area.... NUDITY IS ALLOWED and NOT CRIMINAL, inside National Park Boundaries.  Don't count on seeing Old Faithful while nude. The problems arise as you approach Touristy/Family-Laden areas, or, If you display belligerent behavior. (Always keep a cover up outfit handy.) Why? President Teddy Roosevelt entertained the Prime Minister of France, skinnydipping in the thermal pools of Yellowstone! So, I guess that extends to foreign visitors, then too! Yeah, Roosevelt had the Press Corps tagging along, but not Tons of Families looking on. •Rangers rarely will harangue you just for mere nudity...but, if they ever do ask you to dress, please cooperate. You won't be arrested for nudity, but, you CAN be arrested for belligerence, clothed or not! Sometimes off season visits are preferable! Non-holidays, slower parks are, nearly without any visitors. •No Lewd or Lascivious Acts. The...

 I'm sitting here in the audience, at the 7 o'clock position from him. For two thirds of the students, it's their last cap and gown. For the past 2 months, he and I have been rolling in the hay, I waited until he turned 18, ...I'm  not stupid. Several months back, I was fishing at the creek, and had espied him, and a friend,  sneaking down and grabbing a quick nekkid dip. After losing myself, in a half-daydream, about when I was a kid swimming, I thought it best to reel in, and bug up, not having any desire whatsoever to leer, nor be perceived as lecherous. Though, it sure would've been nice to skinnydip, on that swell afternoon.  By the time I had gathered my gear, and climbed the bank, they had run to the woods, without their stuff. I was trudging through the woods, and well...that was how the the kid down the street surprised me, being a cocksucker and all. Only by seeing his face among those pics on the lawn, did I learn his name, and after consulting social med...

 I was having massive repairs on my guest house, I didn't plan it to be during a heat wave, nor, the guys pissing everywhere, all the time! There were shirtless, sweaty guys everywhere, guzzling water,  framing, guzzling water, floating the slab, guzzling water, putting on siding, guzzling water, roofing, ...you get the picture. It wasn't long each day, before the fellas found their favorite place to piss, and hang out. After a drone progress flight or two, I discovered a few sneaking off and getting frisky,  some masturbators never discovered the cop cam in the Porta John,  some just pissed in the yard. The framers complained about the heat, I told them we are 4 miles outside city limits, and, they kept workin'. I even offered up my back patio shower, If the guys wanted to use it. I was left holding the dang bill, so at least I would hold, technically pump, my dick the whole time! If I didn't  outright take pics, no one would believe me! Please consider followi...

  His sister took over the Company. She gave me Bob's job of running the day to day, plus 1/2 of his salary, added to mine. It was a no-brainer, to stay. I had conducted his business for years, I never knew he left me his house!...and contents. (I got out of my apartment, and moved in to his mid-century ranch.) Started sorting and tossing and re-arranging. Digging in squirrelled away  trunks...behold. I found about 20 S-VHS mini videotapes. I already tried the camera, I found last week in the living room, it was wrecked. I happened to have the VCR and Adaptor, and a digital converter, because I had gone thru about 3 dozen unedited 2 hour videos, at Mom's house. So, I popped one in, He always talked about vacations at National Parks. I was half excited.  The first one of these, blew my mind.  I never expected to see the boss man naked, nor him stripping out of women's lingerie. Nor, getting...well, I'm  getting ahead of myself. Three years ago, we were on a busin...