How to make Your Dick Look Shorter

 (Advice from a photographer)


1. ONLY PULL OUT A PORTION.

No!

Clothing blocks a significant amount of shaft length, get the garments out of the way.

He's got 6", you see 2".

2. POINT IT STRAIGHT AT CAMERA.
No.
A visual phenomenon called foreshortening, in pictures becomes Foreskin Shortening, (take pics from side or halfway turned to side for best representation.)

I have a comfortably long dick. Here it is hard,  pointed right at camera.
Same dick hard, from side.
.

3.BLOCK PARTIALLY WITH HANDS.

No!

A partly curled up hand can have a thickness of 2"-3". When you're talking 5-1/2" average penis length, removing 3" of visible shaft is substantial.

The poor fella on his right side will never know he's an uncut ginger!

4. BE TOTALLY FLACCID*
(not if you can help it.)
Let's face it the average dick gets bigger, with erection. Soft and floppy, is revealing the penis at its smallest. By getting it semi-erect, you've added some size, without being so hard you can't piss.



This bud of mine, Totally soft 3", semi 6", Roaring Roger 10"

Yet, another buddy shows his.
Same dick , soft n hard. 1 1/2" -> 6"
See more of Albert [https://homegrownnudemen.blogspot.com/2022/07/colonial-nite-al.html]

5. LASTLY, DON'T LET ANYBODY SEE, (how tiny you think your dick really is.)

 No!
Congratulations you would have just taken a short, 2 inch dick, and made it 2 inches shorter, good for you!

Nothing proves you're a dickless worm, than, hiding it with your hand...especially if you can cover everything with one hand!


(If you really DO have a short dick, hoist out that pair! Now you've increased the meat on display!
Guys will be so impressed at your confidence, they won't notice that your dick might be on the short side.)

This guy, only, has a 1-3/4 inch dick.

The balls add 2/3 more parts, to the visual display. Not to mention the overall added mass.

Apply these photographic techniques to your nude pics, selfies, (or your public urinal performances,) and you could actually impress someone who owns a penis 3"->6" longer than your own, well, all but the most-dedicated size-queen! (Who's trying to impress her, anyway?)



* Flaccid is pronounced Flack-sid, (almost like Flax Seed.) If someone reads the word, and tries to show off book-learning, they will usually pronounce it Flass-sid...

Beuker 71 loves showing his uncut Dutch horsedick! 
"Piss, Burp, Fart, you're a man!" - Beuker71 

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