Men's room voices


(To man at next urinal:)

"I hope you're not peeking, you can't see this little thing from way over there."


(Stepping away to repack, after flushing:)

Step right up, I left the motor  running.


I heard some dickhead has been hanging out in here.


"Yo, Sailor! The Marine Corps taught us to wash our hands!"

"Funny, ...the Navy taught us not to piss all over them."


(To a man counting some money.)

"I see you've got your wad pulled out."


(At a trough style)

"Crowd on in, like piglets on a tit."


"I'd rather have my cock on an overhead display, than wedge between these nasty piss-coated dividers."


-I like going to Lodge, but dont like the smell.

(Why? What's it smell like?)

-Depends.


(Sports bus)

"Hey, there's guys waiting here! When you're done pissing, ....Beat It!"


(A clogged urinal, blocked off between you)

"I don't  know what came out of his dick, but, Damn!"


"I'm so nervous, .. I need to get a grip on myself."


(Tapping an eye level No Smoking sign.)

Then what was the point of coming in for sex?

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